Putting the crypto-conservatives out to dry

30Jan06

In response a successfully attention-grabbing Anti-Coke campaign going on at IU Bloomington I’ve been helping out with, some dude writing for the school paper did this article. It’s a smattering of Daily Show-type humor with free market globalization politics mixed in. I’m writing a reply in which I’d like to point out the inability of conservatives to write humorous opinion pieces, as well as correct his factual errors and poorly-thought points both facetious and serious.

So, yeah. The link is up there. Y’all are pretty smart and funny, so I thought I’d see if anyone had any ideas while I tried to think of some. The smarmier the better!